I’ve got a little jumping spider that lives in the light above my computer screens - whilst that may sound like the opening to a rather bizarre poem or short story, it is in fact the truth.

Here is some pictorial evidence, notice specimen A in the bottom right-hand corner of the image.

I figure as long as I don’t get more than 5 spiders, and definitely do not adopt any street spiders, I have a good chance of not turning into crazy spider guy. Actually, I used to be pretty scared of spiders, but only the big black ones really. They still freak me out.